Saturday, October 22, 2005

He plays with his ball; I play in my ball.
The Feeder

We are now friends.
The Feeder

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

For once, I agree with Nantucket

I can't believe I have to share my apartment with The Enemy. He's moved in with lots of toys and I am confined to the bathroom. Nantucket had a fit last night and tried to attack him through the back door. I wish I was big too.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

tea? then why all the bottles

So, I hear that a "tea party" is being held here on Saturday (with children). That sounds all very civilized -- assuming the children stay away from squeezing me -- but I don't understand why The Feeder came home with 9 bottles of sparkling wine.....

ps. Ore Ida Twice Baked Potatoes rock. I mean, who cares if they are 190 calories each? They may replace Amy's Mac and Cheese as my fave junk food.

Monday, October 10, 2005

I sympathise with the bear
The Feeder

I see a child!
The Feeder

I eat children

Especially the ones around the age of five. They taste nice.

Friday, October 07, 2005

video games are cruel

I don't think games that promote attaching explosives to hamsters should be allowed. I might have to write a note to President Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair. I am sure the British one will listen. Not sure about the one from Texas. He might send me to Iraq.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

I like living alone

Telegraph Hill is a great place to have a hamster bachelor pad. The Feeder was here briefly this weekend to wash the apartment windows. She's trying to get more parrots to die. I guess that would be entertaining to watch.