Tuesday, November 23, 2004

This is my dream extension. A giant wheel for me to run in when The Feeder is too lazy to let me out.
The Feeder

New Ball

Finally I have a new ball! I can now see as I roll around the flat. The Feeder is also talking about buying me a new cage for my birthday, but I'd rather have a Punjabi remix music collection.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

My new friend Ella
The Feeder


I have made a new friend - Ella. She enjoyed putting her teeny fingers in my cage and carrying me around when I was in my ball last night. I like Ella, even though she calls me "monster".

Saturday, November 13, 2004


Auntie Sabrina is drinking a really strong vodka tonic and editing press releases. The Feeder stole a sip - she's not allowed booze at the moment because of her drugs - and she had a massive grin on her face. I hear people are coming over tomorrow for lunch so hopefully I get some beans. I like beans.

Friday, November 12, 2004

Gimpy Crutch Feeder

The Feeder keeps bashing around the apartment with crutches muttering, "I like drugs. They make me happy". I wish she'd give some to me. Mmmmm darvocet. Mmmmm morphine. At least Auntie Sabrina is over here more - maybe she will give me some homemade macaroni and cheese tonight.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Voting For Auntie Sabrina

I want to vote today, but not for Bush or Kerry. I want to vote for Auntie Sabrina. Despite her love of Radiohead and Ben & Jerry ice cream, she's super special and should be President.