Saturday, September 18, 2004

I like Auntie Sabrina's legs. Yum!
The Feeder

Saturday, September 11, 2004


Just me. Polly. Eva. Hans. Madeleine. And Tucky miaowing at the door. I hope I get a good gift when they get back from Tahoe.

Friday, September 10, 2004

Uncle Ryan?

The Feeder and Auntie Sabrina are leaving me this weekend. Uncle Ryan will be exercising me. Apparently he lives downstairs. I hope he likes to drink martinis and smoke fags too. We can hang out on the balcony together and talk about cute furry young hamsters. Maybe Polly can join us to get some fresh air too.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

I like driving in my car. Beep Beep.
The Feeder

I am not alone. Polly the ex-parrot has joined the extended family. Luckily she is in the freezer, far away from me.
The Feeder

Sunday, September 05, 2004


Auntie Sabrina keeps saying "He is a she and she needs to know."

The Feeder doesn't seem to agree.

Anyway, it is too hot for me to care about them bickering. I just want to sleep. But I do want scrambled eggs for breakfast.

Friday, September 03, 2004


I have successfully shredded two towels in the space of one week. The Feeder keeps trying to minimise the noise from my cage by covering me with towels, but I keep destroying them. And the towel looks nice inside my cage. Smells of Snuggles too. Makes me sleepy...