Friday, August 27, 2004

Getting Hot in Here

Too hot in the apartment. I need to run on the balconies tonight. The Feeder doesn't like it when I get on the balconies -- she thinks I might escape from my ball and jump on top of the landlord's Porsche 911. Sounds like fun to me ....

Tuesday, August 24, 2004


The Feeder has bought me a potty. Needless to say I don't think I need a Potty. There is also "litter" spread across my sleeping zone. I am not impressed. I'm thinking of rebelling.

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Great Outdoors

I have discovered the Great Outdoors. A Brit Female was over tonight and smoked lots of "fags", so I got to hang out with her on the balcony. I like the balcony. I might have to try nicotine next -- the fumes made me high. Higher than a Belvedere vodka martini. Maybe a martini AND a fag would be a good idea.. must keep that in mind for my first birthday.

Monday, August 16, 2004

Stinky Seb??

The Feeder keeps complaining about the smell of my cage. She keeps muttering "adolescence, teenager" and calls me Stinky Seb. I've even heard her say she is buying me a new cage to try and combat the stench. Maybe she just shouldn't feed me cabbage.

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Tickle My Tummy

I like having my tummy tickled. Auntie Sabrina tickled me this week and I curled up in delight. I only wish she'd learn how to pick me up, then I might get tickled more. Oh well. I wonder when The Feeder is coming back. Although, I quite like living in the Marina. Lots of cute blondes over here.